Unexpected Tesla

Driving through Menlo Park coming back from Facebook, I had the fortunate circumstance that I got a flat tire. I pulled over in the nearest parking lot and when I stopped the car I was astounded when I saw these new cars there called Tesla. I went inside to ask if it was okay for me to leave my car there while I was waiting for the repair guy and I ran across the street to grab some sushi. What I saw inside were the most amazing electric cars you’ve ever seen. They’re manufactured in conjunction with Lotus and they have a 250 mile range on the charge. They’re all electric – the batteries weighing 900 lbs. That keeps the cars weighted down. Instead of having a front engine with all the weight in the front of the car, the batteries are dead center and keeping the center of gravity really distributed around the wheels. You just look at the thing and you can see how fast it’s going to go. The car’s made entirely of carbon fiber and every piece of it feels like it weighs like a feather. I can only imagine how amazing one of these is to drive. If I end up helping any of you and you become multimillionaires as a result of my connections or advice, feel free to send me one of these. I just love them. They’re 109,000$. In fact, you can pick me up two.